Picker-Aparter

ABOUT

- I'm the Picker-Aparter (he/him) on account of I pick things apart — stories, not small animals.

- I write fiction, story analysis, semi-political rants, and code.

- For no reason at all, I've limited the site's weight to 1MB. That's why the pictures look the way they do.

- Click the [I ♥ Horror] button to the right for some... "experimental" fiction.

P.S. Sign my GUESTBOOK :)

                                         
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Hit Count:
886KB / 1MB

MUSEUM of
DITHERED POSTERS

What's New? (6/14/2024)

Added Shrine to the pop-punk band Mine All Mine. Not only is this a very personal project for me, but it involves embedded audio files which officially destroys my self-imposed 1MB limit. It was fun while it lasted.

If 1300 good cops fail to turn in 12 bad cops, there are 1312 bad cops

FICTION (Don't worry, the font is more readable)
Tether	700 words / 3 minutes
The First Thing You Think	2,000 words / 7 minutes
A Simple Roast Duck	2,100 words / 8 minutes

POLL

I asked y'all which mafia movie was your favorite. The victor, with more than 65% of all votes cast, was Shark Tale (2006). Runner up The Godfather (1972) had 15%. In other words, the poll was an unmitigated success. Thank you for participating.

Until the next poll, maybe check out my RANTS instead?