ABOUT

- I'm the Picker-Aparter (he/him) on account of I pick things apart — stories, not small animals.

- I write fiction, story analysis, semi-political rants, and code.

- For no reason at all, I've limited the site's weight to 1MB. That's why the pictures look the way they do.

- Click the [I ♥ Horror] button to the right for some... "experimental" fiction.


P.S. Sign my GUESTBOOK :)

                                         
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What's New? (6/14/2024)

Added Shrine to the pop-punk band Mine All Mine. Not only is this a very personal project for me, but it involves embedded audio files which officially destroys my self-imposed 1MB limit. It was fun while it lasted.

FICTION
(Don't worry, the font is more readable)
Tether
700 words / 3 minutes
The First Thing You Think
2,000 words / 7 minutes
A Simple Roast Duck
2,100 words / 8 minutes

POLL

I asked y'all which mafia movie was your favorite. The victor, with more than 65% of all votes cast, was Shark Tale (2006). Runner up The Godfather (1972) had 15%. In other words, the poll was an unmitigated success. Thank you for participating.

Until the next poll, maybe check out my RANTS instead?

WALK to MORDOR

Traveled: ... mi. Remaining: ... mi.
Pace: ... ETA: ...
My current location is somewhere between
the Stone Trolls and Rivendell

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Updated 1/19/24

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